"Fun" things to do before term starts

1. Buy notebooks and pens
2. Pick out a first-day-of-school outfit
3. Wallow in self pity
4. Annoy everyone in your family
5. Plan to participate every event at school
6. Sit at home blogging instead of doing something fun
7. Fake being sick
8. Start counting down to Christmas
9. Eat
10. Be annoyed at friends for being on holiday. 

What's with the blogs?

Hey peeps!
Today I'll share some of my confusion with you. You know the "Next Blog" thing at the top left of your screen? Well, how is it that the next blog is always
      a) about religion and God
      b) about someone's newborn kids and/or pets
      c) about something rather interesting, but hasn't been updated since, say, 2009
      d) in a language that's unknown to me.
 It's not that I don't respect all these people's need to write and share their life and beliefs, but are there any blogs about anything else? Like specific interests? Art, books, parties, music? And if there are, why is the "Next Blog" anything but?

Rant over.
Bye

Types of people I hate

Hey there!
If you're reading this, you'll probably recognise one, two or all of these types as people around you.Maybe you'll be reading about yourself? Anyway, I don't really care. And, being sick of this pseudo-introduction, I'll dive right into the river of HATRED.


1. Constantly happy type. Yeah, it's not good news if your're always miserable. But hello! There's nothing more annoying than an always-chipper-and-never-resting person who just won't leave you alone. And comments like "It'll all work out", "Don't worry, be happy" etc. start making you want to hit your head against the wall when you've heard them over and over and over.


2. The-world-revolves-around-me type. Oh, they can talk about you. For five seconds. Then it's back to their lives, their problems, their dreams, their crushes, their everything. And can you guess their favourite word? That's right. ME. Favourite colour? ME. Favourite song? ME la la la ME ME ME.


3. Hyperactive monster type. Do you ask for their help? No. Do they interfere anyway? Certainly. And why do they do this? For fun. For kicks. For a laugh. Last question. Do they care that they embarrassed you and/or ruined your life? Nope. At least they're easy to spot in the crowd: big innocent grin, sparkly laughing eyes, a low conspiring voice saying "I fixed it for ya".    


4. Lipstick-and-glitter type. You find these girls (and on rare occasions guys) anywhere you look. So, let's play "I Spy". Can you find something that has 10 centimetres of make-up, a glittery skirt (also 10 centimetres), also 20 centimetres of heels , hair bleached practically white and veeeeeeeeeery shrill laughter? I bet you can! 


Thanks for reading! I don't hate you already! :)