Hey there!
If you're reading this, you'll probably recognise one, two or all of these types as people around you.Maybe you'll be reading about yourself? Anyway, I don't really care. And, being sick of this pseudo-introduction, I'll dive right into the river of HATRED.
1. Constantly happy type. Yeah, it's not good news if your're always miserable. But hello! There's nothing more annoying than an always-chipper-and-never-resting person who just won't leave you alone. And comments like "It'll all work out", "Don't worry, be happy" etc. start making you want to hit your head against the wall when you've heard them over and over and over.
2. The-world-revolves-around-me type. Oh, they can talk about you. For five seconds. Then it's back to their lives, their problems, their dreams, their crushes, their everything. And can you guess their favourite word? That's right. ME. Favourite colour? ME. Favourite song? ME la la la ME ME ME.
3. Hyperactive monster type. Do you ask for their help? No. Do they interfere anyway? Certainly. And why do they do this? For fun. For kicks. For a laugh. Last question. Do they care that they embarrassed you and/or ruined your life? Nope. At least they're easy to spot in the crowd: big innocent grin, sparkly laughing eyes, a low conspiring voice saying "I fixed it for ya".
4. Lipstick-and-glitter type. You find these girls (and on rare occasions guys) anywhere you look. So, let's play "I Spy". Can you find something that has 10 centimetres of make-up, a glittery skirt (also 10 centimetres), also 20 centimetres of heels , hair bleached practically white and veeeeeeeeeery shrill laughter? I bet you can!
Thanks for reading! I don't hate you already! :)
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